Sunday, April 8, 2007

Greg and the Raven


Suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my kitchen window....creepy

Yes, I am aware that I live in the mountains and should expect wildlife to randomly appear near my home, but a raven staring at me through the window? Weird. Unless of course you consider that we left a bag full of garbage outside below the window. I hate stepping in my own garbage to clean it up, let alone fighting off an all too intelligent bird who just claimed it as his. At least that's better then stepping in someone else's goobers......mmmmm.

The future is here


Forget being a 'drunk dialler' the future is totally drunk facebooking!

How to feed a four year old lasagna


Step 1: Insert 2 bay leaves into sauce
Step 2: Cook sauce, stirring enough to break at least one bay leaf
Step 3: Pour sauce onto noodles once 2 pieces of bay leaf have been removed
Step 4: Convince yourself that you have removed all the bay leaves
Step 5: Watch in horror as said four year old painfully chokes on the twiggy leaf piece
Step 6: Post really lame blog entry

I hadn't realized it had gone this far.